Friday, July 20, 2007

my trip back to hometown

one morning, lex brought me into her car when she was going to work.. i was excited, i tot she was bringing me for a walk in her car..so i kept looking out the windows while she drove. i was a good doggy, i didnt disturb lex whn she was driving. but then my stomach rumbled, i looked at lex with my cute eyes, meaning: STOP THE CAR I WANNA PUKE but she didnt understand so i puked on her hand brake. i tot she will catch my vomit for me ma so i vomit towards her. lex look at me in horror but she continued driving..


turned out lex drove me back to my hometown, the place i was born to stay awhile. there i met my cousin...lion..who's very big in size. at first i'm scared, but then i run inside and say hello to lion until i forgot abt lex. when i looked again, lex was gone.


i had to share a cage with lion and he kept wanting to eat my food so i growled at him..i stayed at my hometown for 5 days then one morning, m came and brought me back to lex....lex who? hahaha, just kidding ha..


Monday, July 2, 2007

chau sui

last saturday, my period came. or as m puts it.. i chau sui (water run?)... it was a nuisance, i kept having to lick my u-know-where as the blood kept staining the porch. hmm...im quite flexible. now i know how lex feels every month. fortunately, mine only occurs twice a year (thank god!) and it doesnt come with PMS or moodswings.